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Mariand Demotivational Poster


Life lesson -


TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm
dang


Personality Disorder -


TAGS: lazy personality clean disorder mariand
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 18, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thanks guys... Missy, I know you love cleaning... you are so subtile ;)
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 11:34 pm
5 Kirby demo's
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:20 pm
Multiple personalities aren't so bad, but compulsive cleaners are nuts. 5L
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:09 pm
Love it when you drop by...miss ya!
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:06 pm
If she finds it, send the 5L bugger over to my place!


LOVE -


TAGS: people never change mariand
Rating: 4.82/5

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mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:11 pm
LOL ;)
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 11:08 am
Ah, that long, silent walk back to the bus station the next morning.
mariand - October 30, 2011, 3:15 pm
depends...I use my words for most of my posters... I can't say nothing about him/her... ;)
Reality Lord - October 29, 2011, 7:15 pm

nice po5ter dude...it takes guts to put out poster with emotin in them. you and LA are doing just fine. btw...who do you think is on top?....lolz
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 6:30 pm
rofl Yeah, I prolly should :P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:27 pm
You know, you don't sound convincing at all, for me... you should try with a woman...
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 6:06 pm
Awww, but us wolves are so much fun to talk to! At least, if you don't mind a smartass ;P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:02 pm
Well, I saw Dances with Wolves, but I think that isn't a good idea to have a talk with one of them...;)
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 3:25 pm
Perhaps. WOuld you like me to talk with you? :P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 12:31 pm
Thank you... because you tell it like it is
tellitlikeitis - October 22, 2011, 12:23 pm
This is funny, not depressing. And another great one Mariand.
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:39 am
@Skulrath...Is this a subtle invitation to talk with me?...lol
the1stCOMMI3 - October 21, 2011, 7:47 pm
This is motifake. We're supposed to make you feel depressed. Lol, jk
Skulrath - October 21, 2011, 7:35 pm
Mariand, thi5 is very good, but I'm starting to think that both you and LA are somewhat depressed. Need to talk?


immature -


TAGS: immature doesnt mean stupid mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

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spacedog - November 17, 2014, 5:41 pm
5 Grampster signs.
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:47 am
Yo, why give it up now homeboy?
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:12 am
As I crank up the bass on my muscle car sound system so loud it registers on the seismometer . . . YES!!!!
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 11:34 pm
Yes I can too (as I stomp my footies and pound my fists on my thighs)!
GaryO - November 16, 2014, 8:46 pm
amen
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 8:07 pm
Yes!


BAD VS GOOD -


TAGS: worse indifference malice calendar mariand
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2013, 9:37 am
Bam! 5L
Rudedog - January 18, 2013, 10:49 pm
So true


FORGIVE & FORGET -


TAGS: no forgivness no forgeting mariand
Rating: 4.53/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 1:34 pm
Thank you... this means alot to me :)
tellitlikeitis - October 16, 2011, 9:29 am
Love this one.


MAN O MAN -


TAGS: perfect man search finished mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:11 pm
May imperfect women should stop looking for the perfect man, besides if they found him he would be too good for her and deserve better!
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 11:32 am
I'm afraid they'll have to bomb someone else with their PMS-I'm spoken for;)
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:55 am
WOW, steve... now all the women around here it will bomb you with PMs...lol
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 3:56 am
I dunno but the perfect man sure sounds a lot like me and I a**ure you I do exist;)
gas - June 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"


OPPORTUNIST -


TAGS: drink optimist pessimist realist mariand
Rating: 4.97/5

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mariand - February 8, 2012, 1:40 pm
Thanks!... there are many posters on this theme, but I wanted to look at it from another angle.
ElleWhyInIn - February 8, 2012, 10:45 am
Love it! Just remember, there are 3 kinds of people: those who see the glass as half full, those that see the glass as half empty, and those of us who just want a flippin' drink
rerun - February 7, 2012, 7:29 pm

fantastic
BeNiceToMe - February 7, 2012, 7:18 pm
your b5st (so far) :)
CoolioIndeed - February 7, 2012, 2:00 pm
I'll drink to that. 5L's
mariand - February 7, 2012, 3:57 am
Prosit!
forseti - February 7, 2012, 3:07 am
Cheer5!


SNOWMAN LIFE -


TAGS: canada snowman winter enough mariand
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 5:59 pm
yeah... there was a time when I wanted to move there and it wasn't the weather that stopped me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:47 pm
I would love to move to Canada, however the cold is the only thing stopping me.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:00 pm
Yep considering it started in October and we wont see an end until atleast April...or the 21st according to the Mayans teehee!


DONT WORRY -




MOVE LIKE JAGGER -


TAGS: calendar dance move jagger mariand
Rating: 3.93/5

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mariand - November 19, 2012, 4:45 am
hey twill... this pic is unretouched, is just the way I found it...as about the poster, it's 100% original and from my point of view, much more funny that the other one you've mentioned.
twill1962 - November 17, 2012, 8:28 pm
See poster 160191 for an unretouched version.


CONFESSION ABOUT A MIRACLE -




MILLIONAIRE -


TAGS: billionaire millionaire secret woman mariand
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - April 19, 2012, 10:05 am
N-I-C-E...reminds me of a broker or two...


SPORTS -


TAGS: sports help healthy die mariand
Rating: 4.81/5

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mariand - May 19, 2012, 4:07 am
I love sports... it's a part of my life every day... on TV
TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2012, 11:33 pm
It'll be embarrassing, being an old athlete, dying of nothing.
Rick69 - May 18, 2012, 5:19 pm
This... Changes... Everything...
caveman - May 18, 2012, 11:00 am
*cough* sporting breakdown *cough*
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:26 am

love it :)


STRATEGY -




GOD -


TAGS: people common imaginary friend mariand
Rating: 3.65/5

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djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:23 am
Sooo shared! xx
mariand - April 9, 2012, 12:00 pm
ipa, this poster doesn't say that God exist or it not exist... it just say that most of the people believe in a God... what for do you need a proof?
ipaprime - March 25, 2012, 3:37 pm
one last comment. I never said god existed, i just asked for proof of postion. to all is say believe/disbelive as you will, just just dont put it in my face with out proof
rerun - March 24, 2012, 9:42 pm

I have a great idea. Let's not continue to comment on this poster. I forsee trouble brewing here. End it now.
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
nice one Mariand... 5L
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:16 pm
I'm not going to play any sides specifically, I'm merely going to ask one question: You said, "unless u can prove it it aint a fact" (copied from your post), now the question: "Where's proof that he does, in fact, exist??"
mariand - March 24, 2012, 8:51 pm
@ipaprime... I believe in God, but if you can't tell me that you've seen Him, if you can't tell me you've touched Him, then He's only your imaginary friend... OUR imaginary fiend.
caveman - March 24, 2012, 7:36 pm
Ipa just relax,i belive in god but i find this poster funny, hell i've made some posters like this.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 24, 2012, 7:34 pm
You see. To us it is a fact. It's unimaginable that there is a magic man in the sky.......There's no debate. But this site is not about religion...make a funny pro Jebus poster and we'll 5 it...for the funny...not the delusion.
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 7:17 pm
Welp, ips, I checked…Moti-f-a-k-e…not Motifact. But, I must step aside, every time I type in ‘ipa’ the fridge calls, and who am I to argue in this absente reo situation. Serious, start a thread. I hate 255 charms or less when serious banter is coaxed.
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 7:05 pm
ipa, you're making a 'russels teapot' argument.
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 6:31 pm
or it looks like thats what you are doing.
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 6:30 pm
my thing is people make statements like this as if it is a proven fact. unless u can prove it it aint a fact. i dont care what u believe in just be prepared to back it up if u try and say its a fact.
Greeny - March 24, 2012, 6:10 pm
It looks like Alanis Morissette's
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 5:18 pm
Ipa; start a thread, call it rhetorical religion. That way you can turn a minor Tourette into a full blown facial tic. As for this pic, and seeing those hands, I’m just enjoying the thought that God is a Lady….kinda like a reverse LeRoy Neiman cartoon…….
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 3:25 pm
It was a rhetorical question ipa. =)
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 3:12 pm
any 1 I dont care
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 3:10 pm
Which one?
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 2:59 pm
does
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 2:59 pm
Thru the use of science please PROVE god doen not exist
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:32 am
n-i-c-e


THE TRUTH -




CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: no pain fear concern mariand
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:17 am
thanks...nice Mod :)
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:24 pm

nice


LONELINESS -




IGNORANCE -


TAGS: calendar ignorance correct answer mariand
Rating: 4.84/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:29 pm
when you get sent to the office every day it's easy to hear gossip amoungst the office staff I know this from experience
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:33 pm
Wait, RonE... how would it not have a solution? Plug it into the quadratic formula and you've got the answer in seconds!
mariand - April 5, 2012, 12:06 pm
Guys, don't worry, the one who was tested, it had the right solution... for that situation... BTW, Rick, your solution for the quadratic equation is corect.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:59 am
Seems like we stepped on a nerve with mister rone here... And Rick... ever occur to you that I was being ignorant as well?? maybe you should take a step back some time ;) just saying
RonE - April 5, 2012, 11:43 am
The actual solution cannot be determined this is a bogus question. As stated in the ph**o... just sayin.
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:36 am
Fool... I was being ignorant on purpose, as defined by this poster... (I think I fooled him)... Yeah that's right, I WAS doing it RIGHT all along... (he definitely feels like an idiot now... I wonder if he can read my mi-- Fffuuuuu...)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:22 am
Correction Rick: x = -3 OR x = -2 x can not have 2 values at the same time... 5L
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:06 am
x = -3 & x = -2 . . . Just in case you were wondering. . .
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:10 am
OOOH, YEAH. well played


ATTITUDE -


TAGS: attitude aptitude altitude mariand
Rating: 4.22/5

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pratham - January 9, 2012, 2:37 am
nice..


UNTIL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: marriage waiting game mariand
Rating: 4.22/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 17, 2012, 8:44 am
Could be a long wait, they both look stubborn and are probably Capricorns (astrologically speaking).
holymoly - March 16, 2012, 7:14 pm
at that point I'd volunteer for death
carebear - March 16, 2012, 7:10 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 16, 2012, 6:57 pm
5core is over 4, think the majority are not 'offended'
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 6:52 pm

This is magnificent!~
mariand - March 16, 2012, 6:34 pm
Question for MODs: can you delete this poster at my request?... because I see that someone's intelligence is offended by it...


REALITY -


TAGS: beautiful smart wealthy loving mariand
Rating: 4.47/5

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mariand - September 17, 2012, 8:33 am
hehehe... oldcinic, why don't you make more posters?... your comments have sarcasm in it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:28 am
The awesome part about a movie is that you can mute it. 5L
Reality Lord - March 21, 2012, 6:49 am

:)
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 pm
EXCELLENT… 5 FIVE MGM LIONS
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:02 pm
great font.. 5
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 2:12 pm
The wife gives me the "why can't you be more like that" look all the time. Love it.
Sho - March 20, 2012, 2:01 pm
5L


WIDOWS -




DAUGHTER'S COMPUTER -


TAGS: daughter computer boyfriend follows mariand
Rating: 4.3/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 4:59 pm
It's about the fact that he thinks there isn't a guy good enough for his daughter... has nothing to do with grandkids.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:43 pm
He must hate the idea of grandkids. How else does he think that happens?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
Reminds me when my cousin got accidently pregnant and her dad put his hands down the garbage disposal. Of course, this was 30 some odd years ago when this was considered reasonable. Still is in my book.
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:34 pm

there's a second (and third) vid on youtube about this. youtube "dad shoots laptop". it's not a boyfriend....its a girlfriend...and some stuff about an aunt and her dad. "next on springer...."lolz
CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 10:13 am
After that video, any potential boyfriend would have to be incredibly stupid to try and put his hands where they shouldn't be!


REGRETS -




GODS LOVE -




FRUSTRATION -




HIDDEN VICES... -




DAMN STUPID -


TAGS: d*** stupid enough said mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:14 pm
This means you were not stupid...
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 4:14 am
I remember when nearly everyone was smarter than me. My, how times have changed!
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:22 pm
A person is smart and/or wise. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
mariand - December 8, 2011, 9:16 am
My opinion... smart and clever people are increasingly fewer... sounds pessimistic, I guess.
Bolverk37782 - December 8, 2011, 8:01 am
Not always, they can also become Politicians!!
Iconoclast - December 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
It is all part of the natural order of life. Those who are stupid get removed from the gene pool.


MESSAGE FOR MOTHERINLAW -


TAGS: message mother in law could get mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - February 11, 2012, 12:30 pm
There is an electrical socket... and there's a trap to get rid of mother-in-law ;)
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 12:24 pm
Okay what am I missing here? Or is this an electrical socket in another country??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:41 pm

if only i'd thought of this years ago
mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:19 am
Yeah, but don't worry, she doesn't know which's the difference...;)
Iconoclast - November 30, 2011, 11:07 pm
Uh, that doesn't look like a nail. Looks like a screw.


SILENCE PLEASE!!!! -


TAGS: man need silence sometimes mariand
Rating: 4.69/5

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Tarapin - August 2, 2011, 3:38 pm
Boot to the head Oh, wait...where's the boot?
mariand - August 2, 2011, 12:13 am
huh...I didn't know there are women around here


ENGAGED -




JUST IMAGINE... -




SAFE KIDS -


TAGS: calendar kids safe never mariand
Rating: 4.94/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:31 pm

I'd say this ph**o was taken in Wyoming, but the background is way too green and way too light. I can't wait for both days of summer.
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 2:47 pm

here in canada we call them snow suits. lots of zippers and b***ons and padding and sure enough, as soon as the kids are in them....they have to go pee.


freedom -


TAGS: free your mind mariand
Rating: 4.93/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 11:27 am
You Got It !
GaryO - November 18, 2013, 8:04 pm
One of your best, mariand. Simply profound.
Greeny - November 18, 2013, 3:18 pm
Amsome - 5
motinet - November 18, 2013, 10:11 am

DEEP


THE GRIEF CANNOT BE DROWNED... -


TAGS: drink never drown grief mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - October 27, 2012, 6:18 am
thanks RR...;)
rerun - October 26, 2012, 8:24 pm

wow, great
EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2012, 3:04 am
That's the lyrics of an old Greek Rembetika song from the 1920s.
mariand - October 25, 2012, 12:14 pm
hehehe... good idea ipa
gas - October 25, 2012, 11:13 am
then it would learn to scuba dive
ipaprime - October 25, 2012, 8:12 am
then throw rocks at it


TRUTH -


TAGS: truth beautiful lie mariand
Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 11:49 am
The 5L oops moment!


WHEN STUPID BECOME EVIL -


TAGS: against evil stupid prayer mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - August 21, 2012, 11:50 am
lol... we were so young and fool... now I see the root of our problems...hehehe
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:28 am
Hey when we did that it wasn't an issue of evil or stupidity. When you're up there it's a matter of trust (teehee). Thanks for the memories mar!


BUYING LOVE -


TAGS: buy everything never love mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:59 pm
As for pet mice, if you feed them something they really like, they give you some of their food as a gift and wait for you to take it.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2012, 5:38 pm

drop this over to digmydog marian...nice
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:06 pm
Or a cat.


CHALLENGE -


TAGS: challenge fate accepted mariand
Rating: 4/5

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Budog - February 16, 2012, 2:31 pm
I hear you GaryO but the fun factor outweighs the risks. JMHO...
GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:09 am
Yeah, I too have a Wrangler Tough to keep rubber side down sometimes……


DISILLUSION -




THE GREYBEARD ADVANTAGES -


TAGS: greybeard lucky awesome life mariand
Rating: 5/5

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Irishwake - June 3, 2012, 1:53 am
Great except for the 9pm part I am a grey bread and always been a vampire lol. It's more like 9am for me.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:07 am
That's Great, And Vert Funny.
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:23 am
haha the pic is priceless.. great one mariand!
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:19 am
haha great one mariand
mariand - May 30, 2012, 12:26 am
Oh, and no one complains if you have your nails done...
GaryO - May 29, 2012, 10:38 pm
What?
Iconoclast - May 29, 2012, 10:07 pm
And no one objects when you let your beard grow without being neatly trimmed
spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:24 pm
HA! Nice one.


MARRIAGE -




SIMPLICITY -




ALCOHOLIC -




INSOMNIA -


TAGS: insomnia cause steve1961 calendar mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

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Num01Ginger - March 18, 2013, 5:20 pm
Wow, lol!


DIVORCE -




IN MY HOUSE... -




BAD DECISIONS... -


TAGS: deep regrets decision action mariand
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - September 6, 2012, 12:17 am
thanks...twice... ;o)
ughomer - September 5, 2012, 7:55 am
5 L Mariand
ughomer - September 5, 2012, 7:55 am
5 L Mariand


SURPRISE - In real life, there are things that surprise us, not only because they don't seem to suit the expectations at all, but also because we are unprepared.




ARGUING -


TAGS: altercation wife last word mariand
Rating: 4.58/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am
Wife having last word implies that she, at some point, stops talking. 5Ls anyways
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:29 pm
I got the final word once. Nothing trumps "divorce!" Full custody for me, no visitation rights for you.
mariand - April 8, 2013, 12:34 pm
lol...thanks ;)
forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:26 pm
as a husband, I confirm officially. 5


AWKWARD -




TODAY IS THE LAST DAY... -


TAGS: health barrier live life mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:03 pm
I'll Have 16 To Go Please.


DESTINY -


TAGS: destiny guide our choices mariand
Rating: 4.31/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - September 27, 2011, 11:23 pm
Very demotivational to me... I think.


SURVIVAL -




FACEBOOK -


TAGS: face book cover judge mariand
Rating: 4.85/5

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HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 5:55 pm
Wow. I loled and I keep looking at it...


CONSENSUS -


TAGS: men women trust consensus mariand
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 4, 2012, 8:49 pm
Touche chez...


PREGNACY -


TAGS: birth change woman mariand
Rating: 4.68/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 3:11 pm
Thank you... regarding spell check, for a guy who never took english lessons and isn't native english speaker, I think I'm OK... BTW, this is a part of learning for me and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
carebear - March 9, 2012, 10:48 am
(carebear BANNED)


AGEING -


TAGS: hurt work doesnt matter mariand
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - June 16, 2012, 8:37 am
Well, now I know…..five numb thumbs
Greeny - June 15, 2012, 11:00 pm
and gravity, don't forget gravity...


LONELINESS -




TRUE ARTIST -


TAGS: artist speak thru art mariand
Rating: 4.21/5

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5150monkeylove - August 19, 2011, 5:54 pm
It is a good poster, more suited as a twist. I swear it covers exactly what we are talking about now.
5150monkeylove - August 19, 2011, 5:52 pm
I always bank on the hater votes. Very few posters go their lives without someone tossing a low score in there. I make posters for me. I share them because I believe some people will enjoy them. I realize not everyone will get the joke, or like it.
rerun - August 19, 2011, 5:23 pm

I happen to like this one. Just remember, there is always some hater that is going to bomb you because you do well where they fail. By commenting about it it just vindicates them & the low vote. Don't sweat the small stuff, and it is all small stuff.
mariand - August 19, 2011, 2:05 am
I asure you my skin is thick but that doesn't mean I have to shut up when I think something isn't fair, because I respect other people work, even if they are noobs or moderators.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 18, 2011, 6:51 pm
I am so sick of that attitude...Just because 15 people who like you give you 5's doesn't make it wrong for someone to give you less. personally, it's a 3 at best. You noobs need to get thicker skin, you don't know how good you've got it.
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:03 am
The one who's voting 1L, after 15 votes of 5L, is a big ZERO... even if nothing it's never big... until will say who is... After that, he will be a dead ZERO.


TRUTH -




it ain't over 'till it's over... -


TAGS: life lost end nothing mariand
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 23, 2013, 7:18 pm
Well d***... Beautifully inspirational yet throbs to the core with demotivation... I love it...
mariand - March 22, 2013, 9:19 pm
thanks guys :)
Greeny - March 22, 2013, 7:15 pm
Very 5
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 3:55 pm
primo
Silverheart - March 22, 2013, 2:29 pm
Profound.


SLEEP TALKER... -


TAGS: sleep talk wife listen mariand
Rating: 5/5

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Yorick - September 29, 2012, 2:53 pm
Nice. She complains about me talking and even jumping out of bed in my sleep. I could really mess with her pretending to be asleep. Why have I not thought of that before? 5L!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 11:09 am
hehehe...it was a time when I was afraid of what I could talk while I was sleeping... but anyway, it can be easily denied.
Bull - September 28, 2012, 10:54 am
Lol, nice. I've been there before.
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 9:04 am
Oh, this is good. Tried that once, years ago….once. She hadn’t developed her sense of humor quite yet. You’d think the velocity of a pillow is rather harmless……not. My ear rang for days.


the story of your leaving -


TAGS: old place people leave mariand
Rating: 4.93/5

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CloudchaserS - August 21, 2013, 5:56 am
Good point, there is that.
mariand - August 20, 2013, 6:14 pm
Yes...that's about...but what if you are disliked because you are the best?... disliked from envy...
CloudchaserS - August 20, 2013, 12:51 am
Or you're disliked so much they don't want you back.
crankyhead - August 19, 2013, 7:36 pm
*wave5*


ONCE UPON A TIME... -


TAGS: kids school apple changed mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - March 19, 2013, 10:33 am
I hope so...because I still use my old apple ;)
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:26 am
Does an apple a day still keep the doctor away? 5L dear.


LET'S TALK ABOUT TALKING -




RESIGNATION -




TECHNOLOGY -




GOLDEN RULE -


TAGS: calendar priority option rule mariand
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sho - April 18, 2012, 10:22 pm
5L


OLD CARS...OLD PEOPLE -


TAGS: old car people value mariand
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - July 27, 2012, 8:35 pm
Notice: this is the most valuable vintage car... maybe that can make you think....hehehe


THE MEANING OF LOVE -


TAGS: love fix not replace mariand
Rating: 4.67/5

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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 12:46 pm
Very nice poster. I am a big fan of the X-men series. (Yes I said it.)


ALCOHOLIC -




THE LAST ONE -


TAGS: smoking pleasure vice mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

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CloudchaserS - March 1, 2013, 1:28 am
Having been there, I know the feeling. Quit 10 years ago, backslid once, smoked only one, felt sick for hours.


PEOPLE -


TAGS: people dream life mariand
Rating: 4.46/5

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gas - August 25, 2011, 3:57 pm
or the reverse, like this saying that says: what a good day! surely someone comes and f***s it xD


WARM ME UP -




IT'S ALARMING HOW CHARMING I FEEL... -




I wear baldness with pride -


TAGS: bald people evolved men mariand
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:13 am
What, you thought we’d be off doing something of importance? Silly silly Spaniard.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2014, 7:34 am

marion....you're still alive? YAY!!!
mariand - October 13, 2014, 3:37 am
Hey guys... nice to see you're still here ;)
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 10:21 pm
Ah, the mariand pop in. Pull up a stool, ol’ man. Sit a spell.
Greeny - October 12, 2014, 10:10 pm
well look what the cat drug in!


VALENTINES DAY -


TAGS: love game loser winner mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

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SunBurn - February 14, 2012, 11:20 am
g55d stuff :)


PRAYER -


TAGS: calendar holy pray receive mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:42 am
I gotta pass. My mind is too obscure right now…I wouldn’t even get it. My turn to cruise thru and enjoy, yes, my turn is right. I see an ancient (Bone) has popped in with a doozy….yeah, time for me to enjoy………
mariand - April 7, 2012, 11:35 am
Thanks Gary... it's your turn now...;)
GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:29 am
It’s good to see the pros come out in full force with a string of poster5…..another good one Mariand.


EASTER -


TAGS: resurrection truth grave jesus mariand
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - April 8, 2012, 11:18 am
it seem really interesting, chaser...
CloudchaserS - April 8, 2012, 10:27 am
My church had an interesting idea for this morning's service. A dramatization of DaVinci's The Last Supper. Fun fact. The art wasn't intended to be a faithful depiction, but was intended to depict what it might look like in 15th century Italy


ORDER - I wish to put order into my life. I can't. That would cause disorder into so many other lives...




INJUSTICE -


TAGS: justice injustice mariand
Rating: 4.25/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:13 am
Way cool. This stuff must be stopped not posting this stuff must be stopped. Politicians cause wars not peace. Vultures cause peace. They are all there is beside politicians when the fighting stops.
mariand - December 22, 2011, 4:42 am
Maybe isn't cool using this pic, but I look at it as an injustice for a helpless kid who is suffering... nothing more
deChelca - December 22, 2011, 1:07 am
This pic is of a kid trying to make it to a food station. He was too weak, and often had to stop. The vulture was following him. The ph**ographer did nothing except take a pic and was practically cannibalized for it. Using the pic here: not cool.


ANGER & PAIN -




PARENTING -


TAGS: help kid grow faster mariand
Rating: 4/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:15 pm
overwatering will kill your weed in no time :)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 5:50 pm
HAH! and I thought it was adult swim....love the pic


the inside -




SENILITY -


TAGS: sleep helps brain mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

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Rudedog - January 27, 2013, 8:18 pm
Or maybe you won't notice


HONOR -




TRAGEDY -


TAGS: tragedy change definitively life mariand
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - September 16, 2011, 3:56 am
OOOPS...here come my bomber...lol


ALCOHOL -




REAL FRIEND -




THE LIFE AS YOU WANT -




ACHIEVEMENT -




COMPATIBILITY -


TAGS: compatibility high big mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - January 21, 2012, 7:55 am
oops... don't try finding an 'E' in the second row... it's missing


TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: mariand no you no love
Rating: 4.62/5

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mariand - August 22, 2011, 6:11 pm
I've already did...
Reality Lord - August 22, 2011, 6:00 pm

upload this one to motitwist
motifayk - August 22, 2011, 2:22 am
A real life pair in there :D
mariand - August 21, 2011, 4:20 pm
thanks
Greeny - August 21, 2011, 4:17 pm
nice


LIFE IS UNFAIR -




ARGUMENT COMES FROM ARGUE -


TAGS: women argument argue mariand
Rating: 4.58/5

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mariand - December 20, 2012, 5:25 pm
thanks ug...;)
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 7:18 am
5L for this one, Mariand!


OPTIMISM -




GREENY FANS -


TAGS: people judged appearance mariand
Rating: 4.38/5

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spacedog - May 22, 2012, 5:59 pm
The thought crossed my mind too.
steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 5:57 pm
Are those Saskatchewan Roughriders fans? aka Melon Heads
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:51 pm

OMG...THIS IS GREAT...LOLZ
mariand - May 22, 2012, 12:51 pm
Thanks...seems so hard when comes to greeny ;)
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 8:34 am
HAH! Great find mariand!
Greeny - May 22, 2012, 7:17 am
Dedicated followers of fashion!


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